Bollywood’s dialogue game is super strong but have you ever really paid attention to how much they concentrate on food?
Check out these hilarious B-Town dialogues that’ll probably make you instantly hungry.
01. Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela
Knife pe gire apple, apple pe gire knife… saala phone nahi utha raha hai, call kar rahi hai wife…
Translation: An apple fell on a knife, a knife fell on an apple… bloody he is not picking up the phone when his wife is calling.
02. Main Tera Hero
Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva… jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva… vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva…
Translation: Just like there is thickened milk in sweets… just like there is Prabhu Deva in dance… just like that I will serve brother Bali.
03. Tanu weds Manu Returns
Haalat dekhi hai apni? Adrak hogaya hai yeh aadmi. Kahin se bhi badh raha hai.
Translation: Have you seen your condition? This man is like ginger. Growing from anywhere.
04. 3 Idiots
Tum Gujarati log itne cute hote ho … par tum log ka khana itna khatarnak kyun hota hai … dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla … aaise lagta hai jaise koi missiles hai
Translation: You Gujarati people are so cute but why is your food so dangerous? Dhokla, fafda, handva, thepla… I feel as if someone is giving me missiles.
05. 3 Idiots
Life is a race … if you don’t run fast … you will be like a broken undaa…
Translation: Life is a race … if you don’t run fast … you will be like a broken egg.
06. Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die … arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?
Translation: Marriage is lentil rice for 50 years till you die … there should be a little bit of minced mutton with bread, chicken drumsticks and hakka noodles in life, right?
07. Chashme Baddoor
Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah … taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah … aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah
Translation: She met me like a diamond, she tasted like kheer and she got close to my heart like an arrow.
08. Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Yaadein mithai ke dibbe ki tarah hoti hai … ek baar khula toh sirf ek tukda nahi kha paoge…
Translation: Memories are like a box of sweets … once it opens then you can’t eat just one piece
09. Dabangg 2
Gulab Jamun se yaad aya, Tiwari ji aapke Hernia ka operation hone wala tha?
Translation: Speaking of gulab jamun, you were going to have a hernia operation Tiwari ji?
10. Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela
Green hai angoor, kele ka rang peela hai … kehdo saari duniya se, Ram ki Leela hai
Translation: Grapes are green, bananas are yellow … tell the whole world, that Leela is for Ram.
